Its there...sitting, watching my moments closely...
Occasionally scaring me ...surely..its going to take me away...i am gonna get lost...
caught in a nightmare...thinking of golden days where i had nothing to do....
Time's gone...it has come...and slowly persuading me to come with it...i hesitate, cry, protest ....give up....now i am in MONDAY !!!
Alas..how beautiful life is without Monday !
Sunday, August 26, 2007
Tuesday, August 7, 2007
Swami & his stories - The Cow
Thousands have come, gone, and witnessed the event. It’s a mystery miracle. During, last Sunday evening. Swami shouted from farm house saying Cow speaks! Unbelievable for his companions thinking it might one of his usual pranks. Alas! They are wrong this time. It really………….
Asked what her name is. Reply came in affirmatively saying “cow”. Puzzled by the simple answer an IIT’ian started examining its chemical reaction by mixing h2so4 with milk. The cow, as it’s affectionately called, spitted off entire thing saying its not pure milk! The news began to spread all over the nation leaving media to go mad as how this could be possible. Shravan, local MLA came in to see “the cow” & offered his pranams humbly -saying its divine wish to have her majesty in his constituency.
Spiritual value of her majesty began to appreciate leading to small a\c hall being built to take care of “the cow” in the best possible way. Swami was appointed as in charge of “the Cow” trust, a charitable organization exempt u\s 80G of IT act witnessing alarming voluntary contributions from abroad towards maintenance of cows.
IIM’s on their part began to exam meticulous details of cow’s activities by which they can inculcate management philosophy to their stream of education by next summer. Meanwhile Days went on, where cow began to get old & voice began to shrink. In an effort, to protect her majesty, the government ordered “the cow” be taken to US, for medication for which local people strongly objected. It was decided to leave the decision to “the cow” for which it refused to leave its land by shaking its head!
The farmhouse was very old & called for renovation badly. While doing so, there struck a unique electronic device on the top of the roof. Pointing its head towards north it appeared like pen cap with metallic grey on its body. Swami pretended to take it lightly in front of persons when it was handed over to him. Its rechargeable “cow voice-o-meter’ invented by our beloved …….answering simple questions ‘Cow” & “this is not pure milk” !
Asked what her name is. Reply came in affirmatively saying “cow”. Puzzled by the simple answer an IIT’ian started examining its chemical reaction by mixing h2so4 with milk. The cow, as it’s affectionately called, spitted off entire thing saying its not pure milk! The news began to spread all over the nation leaving media to go mad as how this could be possible. Shravan, local MLA came in to see “the cow” & offered his pranams humbly -saying its divine wish to have her majesty in his constituency.
Spiritual value of her majesty began to appreciate leading to small a\c hall being built to take care of “the cow” in the best possible way. Swami was appointed as in charge of “the Cow” trust, a charitable organization exempt u\s 80G of IT act witnessing alarming voluntary contributions from abroad towards maintenance of cows.
IIM’s on their part began to exam meticulous details of cow’s activities by which they can inculcate management philosophy to their stream of education by next summer. Meanwhile Days went on, where cow began to get old & voice began to shrink. In an effort, to protect her majesty, the government ordered “the cow” be taken to US, for medication for which local people strongly objected. It was decided to leave the decision to “the cow” for which it refused to leave its land by shaking its head!
The farmhouse was very old & called for renovation badly. While doing so, there struck a unique electronic device on the top of the roof. Pointing its head towards north it appeared like pen cap with metallic grey on its body. Swami pretended to take it lightly in front of persons when it was handed over to him. Its rechargeable “cow voice-o-meter’ invented by our beloved …….answering simple questions ‘Cow” & “this is not pure milk” !
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